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Anything bar the pink wafers and the fruit shortcakes would do.

Hmmm, that puts the dark chocolate suggestives into the lead...
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
I admit to finding this retirement business odd. The government sent me a letter that arrived today telling me that they're giving me a £200 winter fuel payment. As the heating here is included in the rent (the living room is currently at 24°C) I'm at a loss to know what counts as winter fuel. Brandy? Porage? Fur-lined cycling leggings?
 

classic33

Leg End Member
"It was ill-advised to ever throw eggshells onto a fire because it would cause your chickens to stop laying or even worse, create a storm out at sea and anyone that burned bread was said to have “fed the devil”."
As for knives!
"Never sharpen a knife after the sun sets because this attracts misfortune and even worse, it was believed to attract murderers or thieves to the house."
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
 
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