No poison. I might have put a trap in there six months ago but mice really don't get off on ancient peanut butter. I reckon a nutjob Mouse Messiah led his tribe into our humble home and decided that the Time had come.
Maybe you killed their leader and the latest arrivals are journeying to where he last walked this earth.
I didn't kill any VIP mice, at least, not recently! I don't like that idea of Chateau Slowmotion becoming some kind of mouse pilgrimage destination. Imagine the social distancing and the expense of having to issue masks.
They've only just eased the rules, maybe the mice were sticking to the no visiting other households.I didn't kill any VIP mice, at least, not recently! I don't like that idea of Chateau Slowmotion becoming some kind of mouse pilgrimage destination. Imagine the social distancing and the expense of having to issue masks.
None of this metric malarkey, what's that in pounds and ounces?
Aye, good old fashioned measurements, that haven't had to be redefined in recent years.
