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[classic33]

Ooooooo, sneaky!!!

But then I don't think I'd have expected anything less from the mighty @classic33

What's sneaky about eating something that's yours?

 

[Reynard]

What's sneaky about eating something that's yours?

Well the inference was that four of the five were intended as gifts... Unless, of course,a) your definition of "gift" is different to mine, and b) you are operating under the assumption that possession is nine tenths of the law...

 

[Gravity Aided]

It gets a mention in the original "War Of The Worlds", along with Woking.

May have been Wapping, now that I think of it.

 

[classic33]

Well the inference was that four of the five were intended as gifts... Unless, of course,a) your definition of "gift" is different to mine, and b) you are operating under the assumption that possession is nine tenths of the law...

There's only three intended as gifts, leaving two, to which he hasn't got possession.

But if he follows the instructions given, he'll have the chance to eat some of those eggs.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Just put 15 strawberry plants in the boxes (5) that I made yesterday, put them at the front between us and the neighbor , told them to help themselves when they fruit, still got 20 plants for us and the birds

Don't forget the dogs. I had strawberry plants that I thought never bore, near the sandbox at our old house. What actually was happening was that our Yellow Labrador Retriever of blessed memory would go out at dawn, turn over the leaves, and eat the ripe ones.

 

[Gravity Aided]

When beer o'clock arrived everybody outside started clapping. They must have been very thirsty.

We should set off a cannon, as at the yacht club in the olden days, come sunset...

 

[Gravity Aided]

Or a set of unauthorized portkeys

Or a large ready supply of the spice Melange.

 

[Reynard]

Right, time for some zzzzzzzzz

 

[classic33]

Caerphilly now a memory

As I listen to an early rendition of the Dawn Chorus, taking place just out of reach, outside the window.

 

[EltonFrog]

I’m up. Now I don’t want anyone to panic but this morning I’m having fresh mint tea.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I accidentally made myself a pot of hot water this morning. Annoying because I'd just emptied some leaf tea into the caddy.

Incidentally, there seems to have been a run on leaf tea in the supermarket. Cooking oil seems to have disappeared as well. Are they all frying tea to put on their pasta?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

Morning all. Looks like it’ll be a warm one today. Another group workout at 8 this morning on the turbo. Looking forward to it.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

good morning people, Friday today, a shopping and chores day.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning!
I have just put our recycling bins out . I almost forgot !
I must wash my ears out ! I thought I heard them say that "You must stay with Homer Simpson " when it should have been " You should stay home with the symptoms !"

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

good morning people, Friday today, a shopping and chores day.

And a good morning to you too. What an exciting day you have in front of you!