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[deptfordmarmoset]

On the move again
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With most people we ask ''what's the time.'' With you we need to ask ''where's the time!''

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Green Peas?

???

 

[Reynard]

Just uploaded my three latest completed art projects to the "I've been painting again" thread.

Should be right up your street @Jenkins

 

[Jenkins]

I can trebuchet some over in the morning. Custard creams or choccy digestives?

Oi - get out of my cupboard.

 

[Reynard]

Oi - get out of my cupboard.

I have my own very comprehensive stash. Why on Earth would I want to be nicking yours?

 

[Jenkins]

I have my own very comprehensive stash. Why on Earth would I want to be nicking yours?

Panic stealing?

 

[postman]

Mrs P has bought 5 yes 5 Easter Eggs today.Lord knows how we are going to get three of them to the two kids and one girlfriend.Do you think if i am clever i could get them out eat them without her finding out and say some mice must have got to them

 

[Reynard]

Panic stealing?

I'd hardly go out panic stealing wearing a pink onesie with sheep on it, fluffy striped socks and sparkly Hello Kitty crocs...

 

[Jenkins]

Very busy at work today. The good news for everyone is that while you are still in lockdown, you should be able to buy as much shite as you want from Amazon or Ebay as most of the stuff seemed to be for Chinese based "Fulfilled by..." sellers.

 

[classic33]

Mrs P has bought 5 yes 5 Easter Eggs today.Lord knows how we are going to get three of them to the two kids and one girlfriend.Do you think if i am clever i could get them out eat them without her finding out and say some mice must have got to them

You can eat half of each one, possibly anything else inside. Then repack the front, untouched, half facing the front.

 

[raleighnut]

I'd hardly go out panic stealing wearing a pink onesie with sheep on it, fluffy striped socks and sparkly Hello Kitty crocs...

That's what most of the girls round here wear to go shop(lift)ing, maybe a dressing gown too if it's icy.

 

[classic33]

Final move of the day?

 

[Reynard]

That's what most of the girls round here wear to go shop(lift)ing, maybe a dressing gown too if it's icy.

My rule of thumb is that the onesie doesn't go out of the gate - even if it is comfortable and covers all the pertinent bits. If I'm heading out, I'll wear proper clothes.

 

[Reynard]

Time for one last before bed, methinks...

 

[Reynard]

You can eat half of each one, possibly anything else inside. Then repack the front, untouched, half facing the front.

Ooooooo, sneaky!!!

But then I don't think I'd have expected anything less from the mighty @classic33