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[Ming the Merciless]

Are you sure this is the thyme or plaice for this?

You think it's the wrong type of herb and that I'm all at sea?

 

[Reynard]

You think it's the wrong type of herb and that I'm all at sea?

Are you accusing me of making a hash of things?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Are you accusing me of making a hash of things?

Well it seems to be going up in smoke. But I'm sure you're no dope.

 

[Threevok]

Is there no cure for these puns

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It's time for a break, fast stop them now!

 

[Speicher]

It's time for a break, fast stop them now!

I agree, butty he didn't mean it though.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I agree, butty he didn't mean it though.

A butty might just jam it enough to make the puns fold.

 

[mybike]

Apply anyway, that's a wish list, not a qualification description, unless they already have someone in mind.

And the extra is always attainable.

 

[mybike]

Working on a new CV in the hope I can produce one that fits the German style a bit better.

That reminds me, silver and brown bin tonight.

 

[Reynard]

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That reminds me, silver and brown bin tonight.

I have some pre-ww2 german cookbooks printed in gothic font, and reading them is a bloomin' nightmare...

 

[Reynard]

A butty might just jam it enough to make the puns fold.

Or else it might end up being a bit of a sticky problem...

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Or else it might end up being a bit of a sticky problem...

Not gluten free then?

 

[Reynard]

Not gluten free then?

Far from it...

But bread is like the sun, you know. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Especially when slathered with butter and jam.

 

[fossyant]

On the road to Oulton Park for Wales Rally GB

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Far from it...

But bread is like the sun, you know. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

Especially when slathered with butter and jam.

But wait, what’s that light in the oven over there? It is the yeast, and Juliet is the bun