Mundane News

[Illaveago]

What plant are wetail analyst's on ? " We want customers to have a truly remarkable experience ! "

The only experience I want to have is for the shop to have it and not to have it fall apart when I get it home .

The auto krekt wanted to put . " We want customers to age ! "

 

[Salty seadog]

Only Heinz ketchup on my kebabs, I do have my standards

After all this time you drop that bombshell on us..... That tiny shed of respect someone must have had for you is gone.

Ketchup's for kids ....

 

[Illaveago]

When I first joined Cyclechat I thought I was joining a group of like minded individuals who enjoyed recycling.

I did not understand that it actually involved cycling .

 

[raleighnut]

When I first joined Cyclechat I thought I was joining a group of like minded individuals who enjoyed recycling.

I did not understand that it actually involved cycling .

It doesn't for some.

 

[potsy]

It doesn't for some.

There are some slackers in here, my yearly total of 6 miles is looking quite good

 

[Salty seadog]

When I first joined Cyclechat I thought I was joining a group of like minded individuals who enjoyed recycling.

I did not understand that it actually involved cycling .

Is recycling where you do it again?

 

[Reynard]

The bread I baked last night is lush - we demolished a third of it with lunch (it's a 900g loaf!). It went down a treat with jarlsberg cheese and pate d'ardennes.

Gonna head off into the garden with saw and clippers to carry on the never-ending task of exterminating elderberry trees...

 

[Threevok]

On the way to work - I got hit in the chest by some paper blowing down the road.

I grabbed it with one hand and was about to curse all litterbugs in general , when I noticed it was a £20 note.

I intend to recycle it - mainly via my bladder

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

The bread I baked last night is lush - we demolished a third of it with lunch (it's a 900g loaf!). It went down a treat with jarlsberg cheese and pate d'ardennes.

I’ve been reading your ongoing gastronomic exploits with an ever increasing sense of wonder, and have come to the conclusion that you eat better than Henry VIII.

Please tell me you’re 35 stone, or life just isn’t fair.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I am planning to build a bike rack, as I have news of another frame I cannot pass up, if it is as advertised. I have used the strimmer on the back yard, another bargain I overhauled and renovated last year.Gravity Gulch is looking fairly passable for now.

 

[classic33]

I’ve been reading your ongoing gastronomic exploits with an ever increasing sense of wonder, and have come to the conclusion that you eat better than Henry VIII.

Please tell me you’re 35 stone, or life just isn’t fair.

She manages to work it off in her part time job as a lumberjack.

 

[MikeG]

The bread I baked last night is lush - we demolished a third of it with lunch (it's a 900g loaf!). It went down a treat with jarlsberg cheese and pate d'ardennes. .........

I've got a granary loaf proving right now.......

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

You might be able to get a replacement keyboard, if the problem is just the keyboard.

Yes, I should be able to, but it was just while Microsoft stole the computer I thought I'd just bought myself that I was laptopless. The installation failed (!) but the machine is working fine now that M$ aren't molesting it.

 

[Reynard]

I’ve been reading your ongoing gastronomic exploits with an ever increasing sense of wonder, and have come to the conclusion that you eat better than Henry VIII.

Please tell me you’re 35 stone, or life just isn’t fair.

I'm nine stone, but perhaps just a fraction undertall for that...

There's a 28 day aged hereford beef fillet steak in the fridge for tomorrow. £1.50 on yellow sticker. Don't mind if I do.

 

[Reynard]

I've got a granary loaf proving right now.......

Great minds think alike - that's what I'd baked.

300g wholemeal flour, 250g white flour, 50g rolled oats, 50g malted wheat flakes, tablespoon malt extract, 2 tablespoons oil, 15g DA yeast, 380g water, 13g salt.