Mundane News

[mybike]

Tools keep disappearing from my toolbox only to turn up months later in unlikely places

My wife blamed my son until he left home.

 

[tyred]

My wife blamed my son until he left home.

Who does she blame now?

 

[mybike]

Who does she blame now?

I'm not allowed to say who is responsible for the disappearance of my tools.

 

[NormanD]

The delivery guy/girl still hasn't arrived ... Bored now !!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Tea time when I got back from my ride I found that my son was paying us a visit, along with his Good Lady and our Granddaughter, when they left a couple of hours later everyone had had a good time, including our Granddaughter.

 

[classic33]

I'm going for a bike ride

Its not a bike though!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I just heard a politician say ''realistigate'' when I think he really meant ''legitimify''.

 

[luckyfox]

I fancy a coffee but do I want a fancy coffee?

 

[postman]

I should be cleaning,but i can't be bothered,i think i will have a sarnie,see you all later.

 

[Levo-Lon]

Just serviced my van and saved myself 200 quid.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Its not a bike though!

good point. I keep forgetting. Thing is, do I go tricycling? or can I just go for a cycle ride? or could I just make life easy and say I'm going for a ride? hummm this is not working out very well....

I went for a trike ride.

I also went for another one today as well...

 

[KEEF]

Some Daleks just blew up my shed

 

[TVC]

The car has four new tyres, two new brake discs, and four new brake pads. My bank account is a bit lighter.

 

[vernon]

I've just cleaned my Woodrup.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Rather conventionally for a Friday night, I'm making fish and chips.