Mundane News

[Turbo Rider]

I've just remembered this thread, having forgotten this thread through not reading this thread when the alert popped up all those days ago. A lesson has been learned.

 

[vernon]

The ashtrays in my Ferrari aren't big enough to take all the ash from my Cuban robusto cigars.

The ashtrays in my McLaren aren't big enough to accommodate the crumbs from my pie crusts.

 

[mybike]

The ashtrays in my McLaren aren't big enough to accommodate the crumbs from my pie crusts.

Isn't that what the beard is for?

 

[Lullabelle]

We are home, the cat is home, TVC and I are thoroughly scrubbed after a very long journey and the first load of washing is on.

 

[TVC]

The ashtrays in my McLaren aren't big enough to accommodate the crumbs from my pie crusts.

What? They put ashtrays on these things?

 

[PeteXXX]

I've been sent to Coventry...

 

[vernon]

I've been sent to Coventry...

That's better than being sent to Mablethorpe.

 

[NormanD]

My trip light just came on and after 30 seconds it went off again

 

[PeteXXX]

That's better than being sent to Mablethorpe.

Should I ever be sent to Mablethorpe, I'll let you know...

 

[vernon]

Also why weren't you in when I called?

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Because my butler tipped me off that you were coming and I didn't want to share my pies.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Quite pleased - the car passed its MOT today.

Now I can get my daughter's bike to the Pedal in the Park event along with mine, rather than leaving her at home whilst I ride there. She is only 8 and can't ride the 17 miles to the event and then the same back home.......yet!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I bought a bottle of 7.5% scrumpy from LiDL this afternoon and I'm about to open it. Wish me luck!

 

[TVC]

@vernon's butler has just brought me a cup of tea.

It's a long walk, isn't it a bit cold?

 

[TVC]

My body is still on Bangkok time.

 

[vernon]

It's a long walk, isn't it a bit cold?

He's road testing a NASA sponsored design of flask. The designers claim that it will keep the contents hot for a fortnight.