Mundane News

[IDMark2]

She's OK now i have started to entertain her.

You need to get a new act. Have you tried juggling goldfish?

 

[Hill Wimp]

I am currently flinging a monkey on a string across the carpet so she can charge after it, skid, which she loves doing and shake it madly. She then wanders off until i retrieve soggy monkey and repeat.

 

[IDMark2]

I am going to keep the phrase 'I am currently flinging a monkey on a string' and may use it when my wife phones up from work to see what I'm up to. That could be entertaining too.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I am currently flinging a monkey on a string across the carpet so she can charge after it, skid, which she loves doing and shake it madly. She then wanders off until i retrieve soggy monkey and repeat.

Get rid of the cat, keep the monkey!

 

[HertzvanRental]

Gravel is in Cardiff as we speak.

Is this code? Smiley hasn't taught me the appropriate retort!!

 

[mybike]

I've given up trying to fit an Aldi headlamp from their spring sale. The latest one is quite easy to fit.

 

[classic33]

Everyday is Saturday for me.

What about Sundays'?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Get rid of the cat, keep the monkey!

 

[GM]

The cat is not impressed with me.

Our cat is not impressed with me, nor is Mrs GM. Our cat only eats Royal Canin Sensitivity which I order online about a week before the packet runs out, no problem normally. So no new supplies turn up, cat has no food. We've just spent the last hour hunting around our local pet stores for a replacement with no luck, had to buy a substitute until the proper pack comes. Looks like the dog house for me again!

 

[Hill Wimp]

Our cat is not impressed with me, nor is Mrs GM. Our cat only eats Royal Canin Sensitivity which I order online about a week before the packet runs out, no problem normally. So no new supplies turn up, cat has no food. We've just spent the last hour hunting around our local pet stores for a replacement with no luck, had to buy a substitute until the proper pack comes. Looks like the dog house for me again!

Bad Daddy

 

[Lullabelle]

After dinner this evening I mowed the back lawn and put some washing on the line.

 

[HertzvanRental]

I've fitted a "Crane" bell to the Claud Butler. Ring-a-ding-ding!!

 

[midlife]

Our cat is not impressed with me, nor is Mrs GM. Our cat only eats Royal Canin Sensitivity which I order online about a week before the packet runs out, no problem normally. So no new supplies turn up, cat has no food. We've just spent the last hour hunting around our local pet stores for a replacement with no luck, had to buy a substitute until the proper pack comes. Looks like the dog house for me again!

I have the same with the James Welbeloved food for our pooch!

Shaun

 

[Dec66]

More Aldi news: bought a winter jacket, tights, arm warmers, some of those daft flashing LED armbands, three gel sachets and a box of flapjacks. £46.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Gravel is my younger son (thus named by Puddles, Hops and Hill Wimp). He has a track record of self injury and mutilation (all accidents). He's also a rugby fan - so has taken time out from his medical studies to watch Wales/Fiji.

My two step-daughters were at the match. I shall ask them to look out for your self-abused son and wish him good day!!