Mundane News

[hopless500]

I think you should be fine on your tour.....provided you do four things (i) don't cycle too far each day (ii) keep the alcohol consumption high (iii) no hills (iv) if your luggage is heavy, give it to @hopless500

I like all of those EXCEPT the last one. Obviously I'd love to help but i only have the rear pannier rack and that will be full

 

[Hill Wimp]

I like all of those EXCEPT the last one. Obviously I'd love to help but i only have the rear pannier rack and that will be full

Notice you didn't say that HW had offered you one of her front panniers

 

[mybike]

The wildlife in 'emel 'empsted is quite amazing these days

True.

 

[hopless500]

Notice you didn't say that HW had offered you one of her front panniers

 

[vernon]

Great pie Vernon, did you mention I was thinking about getting a Chimera?

I've told them that you and @Hill Wimp were looking at purchasing a Chimera and I've mentally spent my commission on a pie tour of North Yorkshire.

 

[stephec]

My wife's come home happy, she was beeped at by a builder's van as she was walking home from work.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've told them that you and @Hill Wimp were looking at purchasing a Chimera and I've mentally spent my commission on a pie tour of North Yorkshire.

I'm buying a TVR

You obviously know my lottery numbers are due up tonight then

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm going cold turkey tomorrow

 

[Hill Wimp]

Neither is mainlining codine.

May have to replace it with Gin

 

[numbnuts]

The tartar sauce and the piccalilli had gone passed their use by date

 

[vernon]

I've got everything packed for Monday.

 

[Katherine]

This old rose has produced its first flower for 3 years, lucky, because I had threatened it with the chop!

 

[hopless500]

My wife's come home happy, she was beeped at by a builder's van as she was walking home from work.

These days I'd be happy too

 

[stephec]

These days I'd be happy too

That was her thoughts.

She's 46 and was walking along a main road with plenty of younger ladies around, and as all they did was smile and wave nicely, rather than leer and shout pervy comments, she was quite happy that they noticed her.

 

[PeteXXX]

My laptop has been installing Update 2 of 12 for over an hour now....