Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
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and i have a recommended pub about 4 minutes from my front door.
I have beer.
I managed to make some noises on my clarinet today that resemble Au Clair de la Lune. My wife did recognise the tune. It is the first time I have ever played a tune on an instrument. I borrowed a book from the library to try to teach myself how to play. A New Tune A Day for Clarinet book.
Gwen doesn't approve, the noises either keep her awake or the squeaking makes her dash out of the house.
I have beer.
Twice apparently


I have no beer, I am being a good boy, I'm even about to have some fruit.


I have no beer, I am being a good boy, I'm even about to have some fruit.

Why, thankyou!!![]()
