Mundane News

[TVC]

I would like to say I've finished work for the week but I have to go in again tomorrow. Casting the second prototype of my thing. If the test engineer blows this one up I will be miffed.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Leslie?

As in Lesley Nielson??

Brian has told me not to call him Shirley!

snow white

Possibly, but only at the weekends!

Deal for me..wonder why we all left? It looks ok to me

Its a case of

'Deal or no Deal!!'


Sorry, I'll get me coat.

Shush we have enough interlopers as it is.

I think it's the best kept secret especially if you like arts and craft,beer,cycling and travelling with the mainland only 22 miles away.

What more can i say.

Oh and the weather is always better here too

Except that you keep having murders with Carl Roebuck and that French Woman investigating....

I didn't realised they'd floated Deal off out into the Channel. Excellent, about bloomin time. Since the experiment's working so well, can we get rid of the rest of Kent too?

If they could do the same with Scotland from England then that would be just fine thanks!

You forgot to mention the astronomical house prices, I think that's what keeps most people away, where as up here in the Great East Midlands you can buy a house with lockable bin storage for less than £10.

I was watching

'How to get a council house'

on the telly last night, and some of the lower rent costs they were asking for per week in London, were the costs up here for a month and several months for the highest price I heard!

 

[mybike]

On my 3rd cold caller of the day.

2 energy consultants, terminated with you're wasting your time I emigrate to Australia on Tuesday.... (not technically true because we are not emigrating just working overseas as overseas workers and pay ni contributions in the UK still, but tax in Australia)
1 'Microsoft' technical engineer who hung up on me when I told him I was in IT engineer when asked if I was the main user of my windows computer!

I think I'm going to ignore the landline for the rest of the day!

Just think how you could have strung them along. The 'energy consultants' would, I'm sure, been happy to give you a quote for your address in Australia. The 'technical engineer', when he rung me, couldn't understand why none of the commands worked in a Linux Terminal.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I really dislike London.

I have not missed it at all in the last 6mth.

I would like to park today firmly in the round bin now please.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I really dislike London.

I have not missed it at all in the last 6mth.

I would like to park today firmly in the round bin now please.

Just console yourself with the fact that the population of London is 6 Million, and an extra 4 million visit the place every day (or something like that).

The Population of Scotland is 5 million, and they are spread out across the county, so you have a considerably higher chance of meeting a complete and utter a*sehole in London than you will in Scotland....... Unless you meet my Dad of course.


Conclusion? Move to Scotland!! The house prices are cheaper too!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've just got back having been out doing hill reps.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've just got back having been out doing hill reps.

You represent hills?? Doing what?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You represent hills?? Doing what?

I climbed Breach Oak Lane 10 times flat out, I'm knackered now.

 

[TVC]

I really dislike London.

I have not missed it at all in the last 6mth.

I would like to park today firmly in the round bin now please.

I still can't see why people are so attracted to it. I have a farm 100 yards away and a canal at the end of the road, I'm surrounded by trees and wildlife. Most relaxing.

Hope your next visit to the smoke is better.

 

[Lullabelle]

The washing is on the line and I hope it stayes there, no sun today but it is very windy out there.

 

[TVC]

I am being looked at adoringly by someone who has no idea that she is getting shoved into her basket in 10 minutes to be taken to be poked, prodded and generally mucked about with.

 

[coffeejo]

I am being looked at adoringly by someone who has no idea that she is getting shoved into her basket in 10 minutes to be taken to be poked, prodded and generally mucked about with.

Poor Lu.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I am being looked at adoringly by someone who has no idea that she is getting shoved into her basket in 10 minutes to be taken to be poked, prodded and generally mucked about with.

Some people would pay good money for that!

 

[hopless500]

I really dislike London.

I have not missed it at all in the last 6mth.

I would like to park today firmly in the round bin now please.

 

[hopless500]

Visitors due in 20 mins. All I want to do is sleep. Went to bed early yesterday completely knackered but didn't sleep well