Mundane News (Part 1)

[Accy cyclist]

I've just watched an episode of Wentworth which is a remake of Prisoner Cell block H the Australian women's prison drama from the 80's and 90's. Effin this cu.. that and sexually explicit scenes aplenty!

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I've swallowed a tablet without water. I'm seeing how long it'll take to go down.

You have eyes inside your throat?
(steps away very slowly...)

 

[Archie_tect]

There were four people in the queue at the barber's, I'm not going to sit there waiting that long to get my hair cut on a lovely Saturday morning!

 

[GM]

Our cat had to have 23 teeth out, must stop feeding her Haribo's ( only joking )

 

[Archie_tect]

Our cat had to have 23 teeth out, must stop feeding her Haribo's ( only joking )

It was only 21....

 

[Archie_tect]

There are so many jokes I could make about that

So.....nothing for the weekend then sir.

No, just the usual please.

 

[gbb]

The tomato plants in the greenhouse have finally kicked the bucket.

Dunno why, that made me laugh.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've lost my contact lens.

 

[classic33]

Which eye?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Which eye?

Left one the other eye doesn't work.

 

[classic33]

Is it in that one?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Is it in that one?

No i've searched under both eye lids and it's definitely not there.

 

[Accy cyclist]

The clocks have just gone back.

 

[classic33]

The clocks have just gone back.

That means I've just got back from a walk I've yet to out for then.

 

[stephec]

I've lost my contact lens.

Is it on the top of your head?