Mundane News (Part 1)

[Joshua Plumtree]

The dishwasher's just finished.

Which is very handy as in half an hour I'll be having chicken, roast potatoes, carrots, peas, and broccoli.

I had a skinny latte and a milk chocolate McFlurry for Sunday lunch.

 

[stephec]

I had a skinny latte and a milk chocolate McFlurry for Sunday lunch.

I had more than that for my afters.

 

[gbb]

The dog looks like a burst sofa. He's moulting like the clappers, scruffy get.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The dog looks like a burst sofa. He's moulting like the clappers, scruffy get.

Sofas wouldn't burst if people didn't keep sitting on them. Spare the poor dog!

 

[roadrash]

ive just stubbed my toe on the bathroom door

 

[Accy cyclist]

It's a fine evening for a late night ride around here. A bit of a breeze but also mild and dry which makes it tempting!

 

[welsh dragon]

The rugrats are on holiday this week. 2 are here already. Shredded wheat has been consumed. It's only the start. Cake will have to be baked I think to satisfy the monsters.

 

[vernon]

I'm pretending to pack my stuff for this afternoon's flight to Amsterdam.

 

[PeteXXX]

I am nearly running out of Postit Notes..

 

[stephec]

I am nearly running out of Postit Notes..

Stick one on the fridge to remind you.

 

[tyred]

This wet stuff is falling from the sky in huge big drops

 

[EltonFrog]

I have just eaten a Chocolate dog.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I'm pretending to pack my stuff for this afternoon's flight to Amsterdam.

Why? Are you pretending you're going to Amsterdam or is it a Ryan Air flight?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Sitting here waiting for my visitor

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm pretending to pack my stuff for this afternoon's flight to Amsterdam.

''Did you pack these bags yourself, sir?''
''No, I was only pretending to.''
''Would you mind stepping this way, sir?''