Mundane News (Part 1)

[numbnuts]

I repaired a zip on my rack pack

 

[Hill Wimp]

The storm has past over and my headache has gone.

 

[JoeyB]

Off to indoor football shortly.

 

[EltonFrog]

I have just discovered that I have been wearing one of my socks inside out all day.

 

[Archie_tect]

... but which one?

 

[EltonFrog]

... but which one?

The one on the other left foot.

 

[Mattonsea]

I cooked a Ragu for 6 hours today .

 

[colly]

My sister in law has a pigeon stuck in her chimney.

My mission, should I decide to accept, is to free it.
dan, dan,.... dan dan dan dan...................................

 

[Hill Wimp]

Blimey Matt if you weren't married already i'd marry you.

Any man that spends 6 hours slaving over a hot stove for me is worth their weight in gold.

 

[ACS]

New commuter tyres ordered.

 

[Lullabelle]

Blimey Matt if you weren't married already i'd marry you.

Any man that spends 6 hours slaving over a hot stove for me is worth their weight in gold.

You say 'slaving away' probably just bunged everything in the pan and left it to simmer, er no hang on that sounds more like me

 

[Lullabelle]

I have loaded up the washing machine ready to switch on tomorrow when I get home.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have just eaten some raspberries and some blueberries.

 

[Mattonsea]

Blimey Matt if you weren't married already i'd marry you.

Any man that spends 6 hours slaving over a hot stove for me is worth their weight in gold.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Don't worry it wouldn't work because i would have to keep all the calves and name them.

It would be recipie for disaster, boom boom