Mundane News (Part 1)

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colly

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Leeds
Pigeon? Huh ! She wouldn't know one if it flew up her do-dah.

An hour of my life I'll never see again.:angry:
 

colly

Re member eR
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Leeds
But what was it?


Nothing. Well a couple of cobwebs with spiders and various bits of rubble. She probably heard one sitting on the chimney pot and naturally jumped to the understandable conclusion that a whole herd of them were breaking in and were waiting to peck her to death while she slept. (I wish)
 

deptfordmarmoset

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Location
Armonmy Way
But what was it?

Nothing. Well a couple of cobwebs with spiders and various bits of rubble. She probably heard one sitting on the chimney pot and naturally jumped to the understandable conclusion that a whole herd of them were breaking in and were waiting to peck her to death while she slept. (I wish)
I once thought a pigeon had fallen down my chimley and ended up wondering when the smell of death would start to pervade my living room. What I think happened was that, during a spell of heavy rain, a bird was sheltering above and some bits of rubble fell. Maybe the bird had been spooked by the falling rubble, but all I know was the bird stopped billeting and cooing at the same time as the place started falling apart.
 
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