Mundane News (Part 1)

[postman]

Postie had a fab xmas dinner with his retired mates today.A grand total of 22 of us.Three actually still work,but we don't hold that against them.It was supposed to be fancy dress.Not a lot tried.But two of us did.

I went as a cyclist i didn't win a prize.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Awwww - he might be pine-ing for it.

No, he was after a chocolate santa!

 

[Aperitif]

No, he was after a chocolate santa!

Claus von Bowwow. Your dog has a 'Sunny disposition', that's all.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Dog is sniffing the christmas tree...

As long as it doesn't start eating it!

 

[colly]

I am baby sitting. I am also tired. I need to get to bed.

 

[alicat]

M&S wasabi peas, a large glass of red, shepherds pie with a selection of green veg, 2 mince pies and cream and oh another large glass of red is going down nicely

Ooh, wasabi peas, get you.

 

[vernon]

I'm making a halal corned beef and onion pie

 

[numbnuts]

I'm having my boiler serviced today

 

[Aperitif]

I baked biscuits earlier this morning. I don't have enough to go round, so I made them square.
Took them to give away at work, but they were all broken on arrival.
That's the way the cookie crumbles.

 

[SteCenturion]

Decided on a career change - started a neurology degree specialising in fish -
I wanna be a Brain Sturgeon !

 

[GrasB]

I've just finished my morning coffee

 

[SteCenturion]

Did it make you Latte for work ?

I've just finished my morning coffee

 

[PeteXXX]

The cat has licked all the juice of her kit-e-kat and left the lumps. Fussy b*gger...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Did it make you Latte for work ?

I was going to say that pun takes the biscuit but @Aperitif's already taken all of them.

 

[SteCenturion]

The cat has licked all the juice of her kit-e-kat and left the lumps. Fussy b*gger...

8 out of 10 cats prefer it