Mundane News (Part 1)

[SteCenturion]

I have just finished eating a bowl of Bran Flakes.

Wait for The AFTERMATH !!

 

[GrasB]

What is 4637 multiplied by 93.9 please?

ticket status - rejected

 

[numbnuts]

I've just reported a pot hole

 

[Mattonsea]

Bored of Slade Merry Christmas, Wizard and the Pogues

 

[Hill Wimp]

Heavens i haven't heard them once yet, how good is that

 

[vernon]

Why ?
Are you
A. Over 70 yrs old ?
B. Waiting for the Grim Reaper ?
C. Unlikely to exceed 20 MPH. ?
D. Not considering a Micra. ?

Do you.
A. Knit Cardigans. ?
B. Cause accidents (while never actually being in one & paying £2.79p per annum insurance) ?
C. Often drive off the end of piers/jettys etc, etc. ?

Are you

A) A ωank panzer driver?
B) Drive in the outer lane of the motorway while cursing the 90mph driver in front of you that's impeding your progress?
C) Daft enough to believe that performance is everything?
D) Destined to meet the grim reaper ahead of schedule through lack of risk perception?
E) An Onanist?

Do you:
A) Have an IQ that matches your shoe size?
B) Cause accidents by forcing people off the road to obtain unimpeded progress?
C) Drive people round the bend with your tedious petrol head monologues?
D) Think that you have a sense of humour?

 

[SteCenturion]

Are you

A) A ωank panzer driver?
B) Drive in the outer lane of the motorway while cursing the 90mph driver in front of you that's impeding your progress?
C) Daft enough to believe that performance is everything?
D) Destined to meet the grim reaper ahead of schedule through lack of risk perception?
E) An Onanist?

Do you:
A) Have an IQ that matches your shoe size?
B) Cause accidents by forcing people off the road to obtain unimpeded progress?
C) Drive people round the bend with your tedious petrol head monologues?

All of the above - except E. Onanist - as I am scared of churches & can't play the piano.

 

[ScotiaLass]

Dog is sniffing the christmas tree...

 

[Mattonsea]

Heavens i haven't heard them once yet, how good is that

are you living in a cave ?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

are you living in a cave ?

It's definitely not a grotto.

 

[Hill Wimp]

are you living in a cave ?

No i have other accompaniments at work rather than the radio.

 

[vernon]

Dog is sniffing the christmas tree...

Attach heavy weight to its hind legs to prevent the inevitable.

 

[Mattonsea]

No i have other accompaniments at work rather than the radio.

oooooooooooohhh

 

[SteCenturion]

Dog is sniffing the christmas tree...

Awwww - he might be pine-ing for it.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Hmmm... 2nd last day of work for the year (yes, it's Thursday over here), it's 7am, and it's PERFECT weather outside . All I can think about is the ludicrously long and hilly*** bike rides I plan to do during my upcoming leave (which will be a bit longer than usual, at 4 weeks).

Are we there yet?...

Are we there yet?...

*** Just imagine about 250km (minimum), plus 4,000m climbing (minimum), and heaps of spectacular mountain scenery... Sigh. Wish I was there right now.