Mundane News (Part 1)

[BigonaBianchi]

tonight is lets cheat like crazy at the pub quiz night

 

[ColinJ]

I can hear an owl hootin and a tootin outside.

There's been one in the woods behind my house, the past couple of evenings.

 

[colly]

Just finished a curry.

ooo and apple pie and cream.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have just eaten


wait for it .............................

M&S wasabi peas, a large glass of red, shepherds pie with a selection of green veg, 2 mince pies and cream and oh another large glass of red is going down nicely

 

[Maverick Goose]

feeling better post- Slough!

 

[vernon]

Would Mrs V not appreciate a tandem for her Christmas present.....

I wouldn't appreciate a tandem bought for Mrs V. As alluring a vision as her rear end is, her likely insistence on being captain, combined with her current frequent production of toxic effluvia makes the prospect of tandem ownership an unattractive prospect.

 

[vernon]

I might buy a Toyota Yaris later today.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I think i may recommend M&S wasabi peas to @postman whom i believe was having erm movement issues.

They are good

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The cold water in the shower isn't working. I'm going to need a plumber who knows what he's doing this time.

 

[PeteXXX]

I have just finished eating a bowl of Bran Flakes.

 

[GrasB]

I'm manning helpdesk & there's no queries to answer

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm manning helpdesk & there's no queries to answer

What is 4637 multiplied by 93.9 please?

 

[Aperitif]

The cold water in the shower isn't working. I'm going to need a plumber who knows what he's doing this time.

Careful what you say, you'll only get yourself into hot water.

Morning, Chris.

 

[tyred]

I've got blocked sinuses again.

 

[SteCenturion]

I might buy a Toyota Yaris later today.

Why ?
Are you
A. Over 70 yrs old ?
B. Waiting for the Grim Reaper ?
C. Unlikely to exceed 20 MPH. ?
D. Not considering a Micra. ?

Do you.
A. Knit Cardigans. ?
B. Cause accidents (while never actually being in one & paying £2.79p per annum insurance) ?
C. Often drive off the end of piers/jettys etc, etc. ?