Mundane News (Part 1)

[jhawk]

I lost a toenail once in a painful cycling-in-sandals-and-hitting-a-lowered-bollard accident. I had a good look around but I failed to find it and simply ended up with a surfeit of sore foot.

OUCH! I had a similar incident, no bollard involved, just me being an idiot! IT HURTS SO MUCH DON'T EVER TRY IT.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

OUCH! I had a similar incident, no bollard involved, just me being an idiot! IT HURTS SO MUCH DON'T EVER TRY IT.

There are far too many nerve ends in a toe.

 

[jhawk]

There are far too many nerve ends in a toe.

I agree. There's a button that seems to activate whenever I stub my toe - it spews all the swear words I know (that's quite a lot) out, all at once.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Just got chatted up at the Xmas bash down the road..nice girl...blind.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I agree. There's a button that seems to activate whenever I stub my toe - it spews all the swear words I know (that's quite a lot) out, all at once.

I've managed to break the same toe twice....did the whole silent scream thing, hopped about, then swore like a soldier in a barracks

 

[vernon]

Just got chatted up at the Xmas bash down the road..nice girl...blind.

But love is blind.....

 

[vernon]

My rich tea biscuit broke and self dunked in my coffee.

 

[ColinJ]

I agree. There's a button that seems to activate whenever I stub my toe - it spews all the swear words I know (that's quite a lot) out, all at once.

I was wound up so badly by a person at my factory job in the early 80s that I considered abandoning my pacifist principles and attacking him. Given that I did not think that would be very civilised, and also his reputation for extreme violence, I decided that it would be better to attack an inanimate object instead so I kicked a large pallet across the factory floor. The act of doing so rammed my big toe up the inside of the steel toecap of my safety boot. I ended up with a cracked toe which turned black and blue, and a couple of days later, the nail fell off. It stung just a little bit ...

Oh, and I accused my colleague of being a complete rotter and told him that his parents had forgotten to get married.

 

[cosmicbike]

Just made mince pies..

 

[numbnuts]

Just renewed my CTC membership

 

[User33236]

Just finished tidy up the place and the wife has returned from a cross country run with muddy shoes. Oh well, her turn to clean now lol.

 

[PeteXXX]

I am in the library.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Laundry, washing up, this morning I'm mundanity personified.

 

[vernon]

I am in the library.

My library has a toilet and a lockable door.

Can't beat a sit and a read.

 

[numbnuts]