Mundane News (Part 1)

[Lullabelle]

I was wound up so badly by a person at my factory job in the early 80s that I considered abandoning my pacifist principles and attacking him. Given that I did not think that would be very civilised, and also his reputation for extreme violence, I decided that it would be better to attack an inanimate object instead so I kicked a large pallet across the factory floor. The act of doing so rammed my big toe up the inside of the steel toecap of my safety boot. I ended up with a cracked toe which turned black and blue, and a couple of days later, the nail fell off. It stung just a little bit ...

Oh, and I accused my colleague of being a complete rotter and told him that his parents had forgotten to get married.

I threw an ashtray at a colleague once, arrogant pile of c**p

 

[cosmicbike]

Mince pies done, tested and deemed a success. So the dog ain't having them

 

[User33236]

Been shopping for dinner.... or should that be tea as I'm now in the NW of England?

 

[alicat]

I can report that my new fingernail is growing back nicely.
What did you do with the old one?

It went the way of all flesh a couple of months after I trapped it in a door. It didn't hurt as much as when I stubbed my big toe on a step and broke the nail. It is growing back faster too.

Accident prone… qui, moi?

 

[alicat]

Just off to get the ingredients to make sausage rolls for the club Festive Tea tomorrow.

 

[alicat]

Just renewed my CTC membership

Docked five points. Mundane news only please.

 

[colly]

It's raining and cold in the Dales

It is. You could write a diary. Call it...........My Mrs Dales Diary.

 

[colly]

I decorated a cake earlier. Then, after some tea, fitted a 16 tooth sprocket to my bicycle. It's all go here. Party later too.

 

[colly]

I have a feeling that someone might of used that before.

Yes but yours would be SO much more exciting.

 

[the_mikey]

I'm watching Italian tv.

 

[colly]

I'm watching Italian tv.

My Mrs won't let me watch those channels.

 

[colly]

Come round when Mrs R is out

See. I said your diary would make better reading.

 

[jhawk]

I'm going to make today interesting. I have to make bread, as well as do some shopping, and I've gotta squeeze in a workout in there too...

 

[BigonaBianchi]

fed up with people changing their minds at the last minute and expecting me to jump through hoops to sort their lives out.

 

[Saluki]

I planted some bulbs in the garden earlier.
Later I will finish decorating the bathroom. We live such a rock n roll lifestyle here in Norfolk