Mundane News (Part 1)

[ScotiaLass]

I'm saying nowt!!

Wedding ring...lost weight, husband refuses to buy me a nice new, shiny, pretty one and is telling me to get it re-sized.
I am sad

 

[ColinJ]

Wedding ring...lost weight, husband refuses to buy me a nice new, shiny, pretty one and is telling me to get it re-sized.
I am sad

You could always just put the weight back on ...

A friend was looking at my hands recently and said that she could tell that I had lost weight just by looking at my fingers!

 

[vernon]

My ring is loose.

Might I suggest a dose Imodium ?

 

[postman]

My ring is the Dad's Army theme. My mobile phone ring.

 

[postman]

How weird is that two CC members live in the same street.Comment on the same post withinin seconds of each other.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Joyous news indeed...the wicked witch upstairs has cast a flooding spell on my place below and flown away on it's broomstick

 

[postman]

Postman just finished another bag of Allsorts,he is hoping these have the desired effect.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just bought some WD40

 

[ScotiaLass]

I bought red balls today <shut it!>

 

[vernon]

Postman just finished another bag of Allsorts,he is hoping these have the desired effect.

You want to rot your remaining tooth?

 

[postman]

just sent a chugger on his way.Knocked on the door all chirpy.
He was collecting for a local swimming pool.

So i gave him a glass of water.

 

[Lullabelle]

I bought a bottle of red wine today

 

[jhawk]

The dog's led on his back, legs stretched out, body at an awkward angle... I have no idea how that can possibly be comfortable!

 

[XRHYSX]

Sat in my truck in Camden waiting to be tipped, gonna be a few hours.... May pop down to the lock for a bit of Christmas shopping

 

[classic33]

Postman just finished another bag of Allsorts,he is hoping these have the desired effect.

Try pomfret cakes instead, Guiness, syrup of figs, prunes!!!