Mundane News (Part 1)

[Hill Wimp]

The Dog ate the Advent calendar

Did it eat your homework too?

 

[gbb]

Had my first ever can of Heinz beef broth today. Don't know how we managed to buy it, its neither of our favourites...but...it was really quite nice.
Best not overplay it though...keep it mundane, not interesting.

 

[vernon]

I am dipping a mince pie into my tea, this feels wrong...

Not as wrong as deep fried mince pies.

 

[ScotiaLass]

The dog just wandered up, took the tv remote off the chair, dropped it on the floor then went back to his bed.
Git.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The dog just wandered up, took the tv remote off the chair, dropped it on the floor then went back to his bed.
Git.

Your dog sounds remarkably like my grandchildren.

Meanwhile I just had an unexpected cough with a mouthful of Becks. I may have just given myself my own sticky keys.

 

[PeteXXX]

The Sky box in the kitchen just went into standby mode.
It does this automatically since I set the settings called 'Enable Auto Standby'

 

[BigonaBianchi]

recording by candle light

 

[classic33]

recording by candle light

Never heard that one, hum the start..

 

[Smurfy]

recording by candle light

Do you find that flickering persists in your vision after you've blown them out?

 

[vernon]

recording by candle light

Too tight to switch the lights on?

 

[Smurfy]

The Krakowska Polish Pork Sausage I bought is stinking my fridge out! Never again!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Your dog sounds remarkably like my grandchildren.

Meanwhile I just had an unexpected cough with a mouthful of Becks. I may have just given myself my own sticky keys.

Yes, the dog is exactly like having grandchildren lol.
As for the Becks....I did that with a mouthful of coffee yesterday...inhaled, then the most explosive coughing fit. I swear a little bit of wee came out

 

[classic33]

Yes, the dog is exactly like having grandchildren lol.
As for the Becks....I did that with a mouthful of coffee yesterday...inhaled, then the most explosive coughing fit. I swear a little bit of wee came out

Tapwater is just as good for a cuppa you know!

 

[ScotiaLass]

My ring is loose.

 

[classic33]

My ring is loose.

I'm saying nowt!!