Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

Are you implying that I sleep with my mouth open?

Well it disappeared somewhere! Are you saying you don't talk using your mouth?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Well it disappeared somewhere! Are you saying you don't talk using your mouth?

If you take the sappear out, that sentence reads ''Well it died somewhere!'' Which is why I'm wondering where. There's a few old video cassettes still gathering dust over in the corner. Maybe his remains are there.

 

[classic33]

If you take the sappear out, that sentence reads ''Well it died somewhere!'' Which is why I'm wondering where. There's a few old video cassettes still gathering dust over in the corner. Maybe his remains are there.

Are you certain Ollie, was a male. They need somewhere to lay their eggs!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Are you certain Ollie, was a male. They need somewhere to lay their eggs!!

Hmm, I suppose it could have been Olivia...

 

[slowmotion]

I was being a bit "previous". Mickey is back. I just cracked open an industrial sized pack of this....time will tell.........

 

[classic33]

View attachment 30925 I was being a bit "previous". Mickey is back. I just cracked open an industrial sized pack of this....time will tell.........

So your little mickey is ok?

 

[slowmotion]

So your little mickey is ok?

When last observed, he seems to have been positively thriving. Be in no doubt, he will shrivel very shortly.

 

[classic33]

When the blood starts seeping through its skin, you'll know your mickeys on its way out!

 

[slowmotion]

Too much detail. I like the idea of " with all his family at his side".....somewhere else preferably. If they want the ceremony hereabouts, it's "game on " for the mourners.

 

[tyred]

I have 2 Maynards wine gums left.

 

[tyred]

One wine gum left.

What should I do with the last one?

 

[numbnuts]

I'm eating an apple

 

[Saluki]

Having a day off today. Actually I am having a non coping day so snuggled up under duvet with laptop.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Having a day off today. Actually I am having a non coping day so snuggled up under duvet with laptop.

Sorry to hear that, @Saluki . Though I tend to be cheerful enough online, I do get my generous share of bad days and I know how having stuff stolen can set you back badly. Here's to a better tomorrow for you.

 

[London Female]

Eating the half pack of Revels that my son shared with me.