Mundane News (Part 1)

[SamC]

Sorry to hear your 28th year is about to run out forever.

Best birthday greeting ever .

"So sad to hear that you're one year closer to death" would be fab on a card .

 

[postman]

Four Charles Dickens books now reside on my bedside cabinayit.

 

[PeteXXX]

As of 39 minutes ago, I can only drink water until I have a blood test in the morning....

I HATE drinking raw water. Fish piss in it!!

 

[Hill Wimp]

The spider by my TV cabinet has not moved in the last 24hrs. It may be dead.

 

[swee'pea99]

The spider by my TV cabinet has not moved in the last 24hrs. It may be dead.

Offer it a fly...

 

[numbnuts]

Offer it a fly...

How it's going to fly if it's dead

 

[PeteXXX]

The spider by my TV cabinet has not moved in the last 24hrs. It may be dead.

Any spider spotted chez moi is rapidly covered with a copy of Yellow Pages by Mrs Pete

 

[Hill Wimp]

Any spider spotted chez moi is rapidly covered with a copy of Yellow Pages by Mrs Pete

I wanted to give it chance to scuttle off under it's own steam but alas no more scuttling is to be done by this one.

 

[vernon]

I've just created a technical document template for Libre Office.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I wanted to give it chance to scuttle off under it's own steam but alas no more scuttling is to be done by this one.

Has it scuttled off its mortal coil?

 

[Hill Wimp]

I assisted it's final journey into the bin. RIP

 

[classic33]

I assisted it's final journey into the bin. RIP

It'll be back by morning. Its one of those robots that you wanted to observe!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I assisted it's final journey into the bin. RIP

I used to have a spider called Oliver who used to dart around the living room at this time of the year. He was a fine specimen and he kept himself perfectly to himself 11 months of the year. It's sad to think that it's probably the lack of insects to feed him that killed him. His burial place is a mystery. Though it might be behind the LPs.

 

[classic33]

I used to have a spider called Oliver who used to dart around the living room at this time of the year. He was a fine specimen and he kept himself perfectly to himself 11 months of the year. It's sad to think that it's probably the lack of insects to feed him that killed him. His burial place is a mystery. Though it might be behind the LPs.

Did you ever fall asleep on the sofa, before Ollie disappeared?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Did you ever fall asleep on the sofa, before Ollie disappeared?

Are you implying that I sleep with my mouth open?