Mundane News (Part 1)

[tyred]

What shape do you want it to be?

Can I have a triangular one?

 

[PeteXXX]

Someone nearby is putting scaffolding up.

 

[Archie_tect]

Free Waitrose coffee... well, when I say 'free'...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Someone nearby is putting scaffolding up.

Those poles do make a very distinctive clang, don't they? As opposed to scaffolding Poles who make a distinctive twang, I suppose.

 

[colly]

Yes but Polish poles make a different sound altogether. And don't get me onto Poles polishing Polish poles.

Edit: with Polish pole polishing polish yet.

 

[PeteXXX]

Those poles do make a very distinctive clang, don't they? As opposed to scaffolding Poles who make a distinctive twang, I suppose.

C# ?

 

[colly]

Would that ever happen at the North Pole?

Don't you start !

 

[numbnuts]

I've just been shopping

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've woken up with a head full of snot!!

Imagine

I'd rather not thanks!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My Mum, who often states the completely bloody obvious and other associated stupid comments has just said to me

'You will have to take your keys with you to lock up as nobody else will be in'

Well, dur!! I'm hardly going to walk off and leave the front door wide open, am I??

 

[colly]

I'm hardly going to walk off and leave the front door wide open, am I??

It has been known.
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/im-a-lucky-nobber.133978/

 

[swee'pea99]

This thread is about to reach its 300th page.

 

[swee'pea99]

Well, when I say 'about to'...

 

[swee'pea99]

Any moment now...

 

[swee'pea99]

*sigh*