Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

I have just read the first 42 pages of that 50 shades of grey book. Our Debbie said it was a "must read". What an utter pile of crap! Boring, badly written and I cannot believe that this rubbish is a best seller. Am I missing something here? I'll give her the book back tomorrow.

 

[classic33]

Ok but I am fair weather after Xmas and I don't mind admitting it until April.

Forget April, its May next year. At the earliest.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I have just read the first 42 pages of that 50 shades of grey book. Our Debbie said it was a "must read". What an utter pile of crap! Boring, badly written and I cannot believe that this rubbish is a best seller. Am I missing something here? I'll give her the book back tomorrow.

No I was so underwhelmed too

 

[Hill Wimp]

I am just testing the heating.

 

[classic33]

Noooooooo, that sounds just plain wrong. 'The stem end' is much easier to grab hold of and start peeling with - not the other end. However, the man who will know, is not that far away and I will bow to his superior knowledge of culinary etiquette @The Velvet Curtain ??????

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-correct-way-to-peel-a-banana/

 

[Hill Wimp]

Forget April, its May next year. At the earliest.

Can't you say something cheerful for a change,I don't mind if you lie..... once

 

[classic33]

Cycled home from work and the rain held off - where'd it go?

You wouldn't believe me, would you!!

Our forecast says, "on leaving work at 5pm it is going to plss it down all the way home - take waterproofs that are waterproof with you".

 

[classic33]

Can't you say something cheerful for a change,I don't mind if you lie..... once

Wednsday, overcast with possibility of some sunny spells.

 

[Hill Wimp]

How is that cheerful?

 

[Hill Wimp]

It was extremely cheerful for a Yorkshire man

True

 

[classic33]

Given the nickname "Portent Of Doom" at one place I worked.
That was to go with the clocking in card number of 666 given when I'd started.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I'm calling you Google

 

[classic33]

I'm calling you Google

Why Google?

 

[Hill Wimp]

If I want to know something I post it and you give me the answer. Simples

 

[classic33]

Not necessarily the correct answer, tho'

AND where did I give the wrong answer? I'm HW's personal weather forecaster, she's not said I've been wrong yet.

Google also gives you answers you don't want.