Mundane News (Part 1)

[vernon]

Is the Not going to work today related to the lack of working flame thrower at all?

Nope. But it does give me the opportunity of tinkering with it.

 

[tyred]

I put a new spark plug in my lawnmower.

 

[alicat]

I've done a year's worth of shredding.

 

[vernon]

I've pricked my burner jet

 

[Fnaar]

I don't have any fruit in my office fruit bowl.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

If I put my post code into Google maps they used to stick a pin in my roof. Now they stick it in my next door neighbour's.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Day off today, nothing to do and all day to do it in.

 

[vernon]

Hot and Sticky again

How did you know that I'd just got my flame thrower working properly?

Flame on!

 

[numbnuts]

I'm going home today

 

[hopless500]

Coldplay ....

Can't stand the talentless, tuneless ***s. Had to turn the radio off for a few minutes. Ruined my radio-listening experience whilst polishing the kettle.

 

[hopless500]

I'm going home today

They letting you out??

 

[Mattonsea]

How did you know that I'd just got my flame thrower working properly?

Flame on!

I can see it from ere, do you mind aiming somewhere else!!

 

[Puddles]

User76 has run away with Nana I am currently un-supervised

 

[classic33]

User76 has run away with Nana I am currently un-supervised

Watch what you view on the internet.

 

[hopless500]

Hungry. Don't know what to have for lunch.