Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

If you had watched Emmerdale you would be gripped

Norfolk word for constipated

 

[classic33]

Norfolk word for constipated

Never thought of it like that, until now.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I am only boiling one egg today as that is all i have.

 

[numbnuts]

I'm going back to bed

 

[KEEF]

Good Morning and well nothing really....

 

[Puddles]

I managed to successfully ignore the new yoghurt maker for a whole 9 hours yesterday and then stick the inner bit in the fridge before I went to bed. It worked and small people were very pleased to have big bowls of lovely thick yoghurt & fruit for breakfast this morning.

 

[vernon]

It looks like the newly arrived valve rubber might be working in my flame thrower.

 

[Puddles]

It looks like the newly arrived valve rubber might be working in my flame thrower.

 

[vernon]

A strip down of the control valve and pricking the jet is needed.

 

[vernon]

[QUOTE 2650402, member: 259"]In the end I managed to sew a button on by myself. It wasn't that difficult but I wouldn't want to be doing it every day. The worst thing is you have to match the colour of the thread to the colour of the shirt, and the chances of getting an exact fit are pretty poor as far as I can see.[/quote]

Nylon thread. It's transparent and matches everything.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

[QUOTE 2650402, member: 259"]In the end I managed to sew a button on by myself. It wasn't that difficult but I wouldn't want to be doing it every day. The worst thing is you have to match the colour of the thread to the colour of the shirt, and the chances of getting an exact fit are pretty poor as far as I can see.[/quote]

Blimey what next, a walk on the moon or a deep sea dive

 

[vernon]

I'm not going to work today.

 

[RhythMick]

I have much improved my home network

 

[Puddles]

I'm not going to work today.

Is the Not going to work today related to the lack of working flame thrower at all?

 

[Mattonsea]

Hot and Sticky again