Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

Kayak still in one piece. As is the paddle (a good thing, as it is a one-piece paddle).
I have discovered that staying upright in the kayak is no problem (on the water, yes). However, I have also discovered that going in a straight line is impossible. But I am very very good at going in circles. Absolutely brilliant at it in fact.

Compensate for the stronger arm, sending you round in circles by moving the paddle more to the side to which you are turning. Doesn't need to be much, width of your hand, over your current hand posistion.
Stern rudder also good for getting straightened out.

 

[classic33]

No one, not one person, has responded to my post in Classic and Vintage Bikes thread. Nothing, Not a sausage, bugger all.

Thats not true, you have!

 

[numbnuts]

I've just bought some tubing

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Loo roll has run out.

 

[Speicher]

Loo roll has run out.

I haven't seen a loo roll with legs.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

Here you go. Loo Rolls with legs!

View: http://youtu.be/CasKUX-RAAM

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

FireFox is very sluggish today. Talking of slugs, there were loads of them out in the park.

 

[Stu_Robertson]

My phone rang earlier. Didn't answer it.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I just got a cold call from India. I just put the phone down and let her wibble away until she rang off.

 

[hopless500]

Poached egg on toast for lunch

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Soup and toast for dinner ,, the toast is veryyyyy dry

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My celery's gone limp.

(As the art collector said to the celebrity chef....)

 

[Archie_tect]

I've never seen a firefly.

 

[vernon]

My celery's gone limp.

(As the art collector said to the celebrity chef....)

See you doctor for a Viagra prescription

 

[vernon]

I had two breakfasts this morning.