Mundane News (Part 1)

[BigonaBianchi]

I fell asleep on top of my phone

 

[vernon]

Only one answer there then Vernon. You need to go on another tour :-)

I am this Saturday

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I also am not going on a tour this Saturday.

 

[phil_hg_uk]

I am not going on tour on Sunday, either

Well I am not going on tour on Monday

 

[JoeyB]

I can't get the wifey's car started :-(

 

[vernon]

I can't get the wifey started :-(

I can't get started. :-(

 

[ACS]

Student account number 700 generated. Is there no end to this excitement?

 

[hopless500]

And the kayak, still in one piece. Paddle in two pieces?
You're aware I take it that unless you did come back, you'd not have been able to set out Tuesday to do the cycling. Which you returned from to allow you to have another go at staying upright in the kayak today.

You are going on the water whilst you're in it I take it?

Kayak still in one piece. As is the paddle (a good thing, as it is a one-piece paddle).
I have discovered that staying upright in the kayak is no problem (on the water, yes). However, I have also discovered that going in a straight line is impossible. But I am very very good at going in circles. Absolutely brilliant at it in fact.

 

[hopless500]

Scampi Fries are going down well.

Where are mine and Hill Wimp's?

 

[madferret]

My legs still hurt. Still, green and brown bins were both emptied, so life isn't so bad.

 

[EltonFrog]

No one, not one person, has responded to my post in Classic and Vintage Bikes thread. Nothing, Not a sausage, bugger all.

 

[hopless500]

No one, not one person, has responded to my post in Classic and Vintage Bikes thread. Nothing, Not a sausage, bugger all.

Sorry, did you say something?

 

[EltonFrog]

Sorry, did you say something?

pffft!

 

[hopless500]

pffft!

 

[hopless500]

Just about to pour my second cup of tea.