Mundane News (Part 1)

[classic33]

I have been kayaking, but now I'm home.

Been gone a while, you left to go on Sunday!

 

[classic33]

Got another cuppa. Down to one an hour now.

 

[hopless500]

Been gone a while, you left to go on Sunday!

We went and then came back on Sunday, and I've been again tonight.
Keep up

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Lily the staffie is snoring again. She is early tonight.

Foxy the Staffie is too tired to snore. Being a one floor dog, I think my penthouse apartment top floor council flat may have tamed her.

 

[TVC]

Scampi Fries are going down well.

 

[classic33]

We went and then came back on Sunday, and I've been again tonight.
Keep up

You never said that, until now.

 

[hopless500]

You never said that, until now.

I had to have come back from Sunday's kayaking in order to be able to do Tuesday's cycling. In turn I had to return from Tuesday's cycling in order to be able to do tonight's kayaking. As I am back from tonight's kayaking, I should be able to cycle tomorrow (if I am not too ). There you go, all cleared up

 

[classic33]

And the kayak, still in one piece. Paddle in two pieces?
You're aware I take it that unless you did come back, you'd not have been able to set out Tuesday to do the cycling. Which you returned from to allow you to have another go at staying upright in the kayak today.

You are going on the water whilst you're in it I take it?

 

[vernon]

I had to have come back from Sunday's kayaking in order to be able to do Tuesday's cycling. In turn I had to return from Tuesday's cycling in order to be able to do tonight's kayaking. As I am back from tonight's kayaking, I should be able to cycle tomorrow (if I am not too ). There you go, all cleared up

Too much detail to be mundane.

 

[jayonabike]

I'm sitting in the cab of my lorry waiting to load up. I might have a coffee first.

 

[jayonabike]

I can see 37 Royal Mail lorries from here. 38 if you include mine.

 

[classic33]

Well, is it 37 or 38? Given that you're having a coffee, before you bung the mail in the back of the one you'll be driving.

 

[Hill Wimp]

 

[vernon]

I've had an irregular sleep pattern since getting back from my cycling tour.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've had an irregular sleep pattern since getting back from my cycling tour.

Only one answer there then Vernon. You need to go on another tour :-)