Mundane News (Part 1)

[colly]

v jus finshd mi sevn nf glas uv win.....................

 

[DiddlyDodds]

I have chicken for tea

 

[youngoldbloke]

I'm going to close the door in a minute.

 

[TVC]

Travelling northbound on the M1 this afternoon, the information signs stated 'J16-J18, Accident Conjestion'

They lied, there was not.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have chicken for tea

And your chicken had (it's) chips?

 

[mark st1]

Travelling northbound on the M1 this afternoon, the information signs stated 'J16-J18, Accident Conjestion'

They lied, there was not.

They should of said "your on the road to hell"

My daughter just ate a pot noodle. Im ashamed

 

[jayonabike]

I've just eaten a penguin. A chocolate one, not a real one.

 

[DiddlyDodds]

And your chicken had (it's) chips?

It prefers rice to chips

 

[TheDoctor]

As I cycled home with my shopping on the rack, I idly wondered if an Asda carrier bag was strong enough to hold 5 bottles of soft drinks and fruit juices.
Turns out it isn't.
*sploosh*

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Travelling northbound on the M1 this afternoon, the information signs stated 'J16-J18, Accident Conjestion'

They lied, there was not.

Not quite so mundane but I saw someone riding a bike southbound on the hard shoulder of the M1 yesterday from the service station to towards the M69 junction - nutter.

 

[pauldavid]

What 'other' leg?

You only got the one then?

 

[ComedyPilot]

You only got the one then?

Well, only one that I measure for inside leg measurements.

I keep the other for best.

 

[ianrauk]

Picked a snail out of the boys paddling pool.

 

[colly]

Had three tyres fitted to the van today.

 

[mark st1]

Had three tyres fitted to the van today.

Trotters Independent Traders still going strong i see.