Mundane News (Part 1)

[deptfordmarmoset]

I just carried a wine glass through to the kitchen and brought a bottle of wine into the living room. So I had to go back to the kitchen to get the glass.

 

[Arch]

On the way in to work this morning, I saw a slug eating a dog poo.

In fact I saw several. They each had their own poo, not sharing.

 

[classic33]

Mild green with envy, you reckon.

 

[madferret]

Stop it my heads in a spin

 

[hopless500]

 

[rb58]

The train is on time.

 

[classic33]

The train is on time.

I refuse to believe that.

 

[hopless500]

Will @hopless500 be Bold enough to take us all on or will we conditioner to accept that puns are sometimes inevitable?

I'm sending him round.

 

[TVC]

I'm sending him round.

I can't remember his name, was it LEN OR simething like that

 

[madferret]

It was Darren but he prefers Daz..

 

[hopless500]

 

[vernon]

OK we get the Dreft of your intentions.

It doesn't wash with me though.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm typing this post on Cyclechat right now. I'll not be doing this in a minute

 

[Speicher]

My friend Percival said "Fairy Nough" when told which soap powder to buy.
Percy'll do what he is told.

It might be some comfort for you to know that.

 

[hopless500]

I can't take any more