Mundane News (Part 1)

[vernon]

I just had an orange. It was ok, but nothing to write home about.

You should have lent it a pen.

 

[vernon]

I've just watched the cycle show on catch up.........they still haven't got it

Got what?

 

[TVC]

I may soon be called upon to make cheese on toast.

 

[vernon]

You can too.
You and Vernon need to go somewhere else to practice your Tony Blackburn gags

Are you trying to deter gents from being funny?

 

[TVC]

Are you trying to deter gents from being funny?

She does seem to be getting in quite a lather about it.

 

[hopless500]

....will you two stop it .....

 

[KEEF]

My dogs a one poo dog

 

[vernon]

....will you two stop it .....

Would you like drier humour?

 

[Speicher]

If you surf the net you will find some more jokes about washing.

 

[gbb]

My dogs a one poo dog

Wish mine was...mine does his business, i pick it up in a bag. 5 minutes later...he's doing another...i pick it up...5 minutes later......

 

[vernon]

If you surf the net you will find some more jokes about washing.

hopless500 is swimming against the Tide.

 

[Speicher]

hopless500 is swimming against the Tide.

That would be Suds Law.

 

[Saluki]

Oh heck, I've left the laundry out on the line. I'll have to bob out in my PJs and rescue them now.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Cheers for the reminder S, the kids bikes are still outside.

 

[vernon]

Speicher used to be addicted to soap, but she's clean now.

Will @hopless500 be Bold enough to take us all on or will we conditioner to accept that puns are sometimes inevitable?