Mundane News (Part 1)

[TVC]

I'd be all in a spin if that happened to me.

Come clean, you spent ages thinking that one up.

 

[TVC]

I'm about to remove my 'Adventures in Diving Manual' from its cellophane wrap and start reading.

 

[Arch]

I picked over a litre of blackberries on my walk home from work.

 

[Arch]

I'm about to remove my 'Adventures in Diving Manual' from its cellophane wrap and start reading.

Won't it get soggy if you take the cellophane off?

 

[madferret]

I have a hole in my sock.

 

[TVC]

I have a hole in my sock.

So do I, it's how I get my foot in.

 

[hopless500]

Come clean, you spent ages thinking that one up.

You can too.
You and Vernon need to go somewhere else to practice your Tony Blackburn gags

 

[hopless500]

So do I, it's how I get my foot in.

 

[TVC]

You can too.
You and Vernon need to go somewhere else to practice your Tony Blackburn gags

When everyone else joins in the puns will start to tumble out.

Or would you rather our posts Vanish.

 

[hopless500]

When everyone else joins in the puns will start to tumble out.

Or would you rather our posts Vanish.

 

[hopless500]

It'll all come out in the wash......

 

[roadrash]

It's Mrs road rashs birthday today too

 

[swee'pea99]

I just had an orange. It was ok, but nothing to write home about.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am drinking a can of diet coke and thinking about the lovely cheese in the fridge

 

[numbnuts]

I've just watched the cycle show on catch up.........they still haven't got it