Mundane News (Part 1)

[Saluki]

Our old dog has leaked a bit, on the sofa seating cushions. Cushion covers now in the wash.

 

[pauldavid]

I could probably do a poo but I'm gonna save it until later so I've got something to look forward to cause there's nowt on the telly tonight.

 

[classic33]

Just discovered year old sycamore sap makes a very effective and permanent glue.

http://howto.yellow.co.nz/automotiv...repairs/how-to-remove-tree-sap-from-your-car/

 

[vernon]

Archie's toupee has just fallen off. Sycamore sap isn't as effective as originally thought.

Our butlers found that hilarious.

 

[Archie_tect]

Vern, you need to get new staff, they shouldn't be expressing any emotion while in service... clearly inferior.

 

[Archie_tect]

Thanks Classic!

Another use for WD40.... spray affected area and watch the sap drop off!

 

[vernon]

Vern, you need to get new staff, they shouldn't be expressing any emotion while in service... clearly inferior.

It was their day off. I do cut them some slack which is more than @Rockmountain does with his staff.

 

[Archie_tect]

DAY OFF?

 

[vernon]

This is the third post on this thread today. It could have been the first but i wanted @User14044 to feel good at the start of his day.

 

[TVC]

First cup of tea of the day consumed

 

[Aperitif]

Vernon is tooooo soft with his staff. It sets a poor example.

Vernon is more Falstaff than Hardstaff - what do you expect. RM?

 

[Aperitif]

Numbnuts is late.

 

[TVC]

The cat isn't the slightest bit interested in the Christmas tree.

 

[vernon]

I'm off to my favourite butchers for pie supplies once I've picked up a package for my daughter.

 

[Aperitif]

Second mug of butter coffee with added organic coconut oil, all whisked to a frothy delight consumed here. Tea is so....so...well, brown and ordinary.