Mundane News (Part 1)

[numbnuts]

I'm making bread

 

[Aperitif]

I'm making bread

Put sumnuts in it.

 

[numbnuts]

Put sumnuts in it.

I did they were walnuts

 

[Aperitif]

Can't cashew out. serves me right for pecan in here

 

[stephec]

My wife was given one of those artificial candles with a battery powered bulb in it.

Now it's started to turn itself on and off, and my wife says, "it's my gran watching over us."

If it is then I hope she's not watching all the time, especially those couple of hours when I had the house to myself today.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just been to church

 

[pauldavid]

Our dog's got flatulence, it's the last time he's getting bubble & squeak for his tea

 

[alicat]

Our dog's got flatulence, it's the last time he's getting bubble & squeak for his tea

Which is repeating more, the bubble or the squeak?

 

[pauldavid]

Which is repeating more, the bubble or the squeak?

It's difficult to tell, but if he does it one more time he's going out to sleep in the shed tonight

 

[Saluki]

All my dogs are sound asleep. It's peaceful here.

 

[vernon]

I'm tooling up.

 

[Lullabelle]

We may be drinking fizz.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My good Lady has already retired for the night, I'm having a look through cycle chat before I retire, and it is quiet, even peaceful, here, apart from the computer fan and my whistling ears its silent.

 

[classic33]

My good Lady has already retired for the night, I'm having a look through cycle chat before I retire, and it is quiet, even peaceful, here, apart from the computer fan and my whistling ears its silent.

Name that tune?

 

[Saluki]

I have gone right off Eric Clapton