Mundane News (Part 1)

[TVC]

Same here.

Perhaps, but I had to make my own, and it wasn't delivered on a silver tray with a freshly ironed copy of The Telegraph.

 

[Aperitif]

I am popping to Oxford Street to conduct one of Vernon's experiments regarding the combustibility of plastics when subject to repeated stress and friction.

 

[TVC]

Second mug of butter coffee with added organic coconut oil, all whisked to a frothy delight consumed here. Tea is so....so...well, brown and ordinary.

I always knew you were proper middle class.

 

[Aperitif]

I always knew you were proper middle class.

Hey! Not so much of the 'cl'...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've had 3 mugs of tea and I'm now running a bath.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've had 3 mugs of tea and I'm now running a bath.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

And double posting....

 

[Aperitif]

And double posting....

First, Vernon and rockymountain with their four posters, and now you with your two poster bath. This one could run and run...

Morning, Chris.

 

[Lullabelle]

Morning all, up and about at silly o'clock so a bit grumpy

 

[Lullabelle]

Morning all, up and about at silly o'clock so a bit grumpy

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Daft s*d of a cat woke me up by miaowing outside the bedroom window at 6 this morning!

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I'm gonna see what happens if you double post deliberately.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I'm gonna see what happens if you double post deliberately.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

First, Vernon and rockymountain with their four posters, and now you with your two poster bath. This one could run and run...

Morning, Chris.

Morning Martin, still shaking the word tree, I see!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Bloody Jehovah's Witnesses knocking on the door!