Mundane News (Part 1)

[numbnuts]

It's foggy here or my glasses have steamed up

 

[tyred]

I'm thinking about fitting headlamps and windscreen wipers to my glasses to make wintertime easier.

 

[Lullabelle]

I have had a shower and washed my hair.

 

[luckyfox]

I'm working from home this afternoon, and I've actually got to do some work.

I hate sitting around writing reports, I'd much rather be spannering and screwing.

Pardon!

 

[Aperitif]

I had a shower and washed my hare too. I ate food from a Christmas hamster before dropping cheese on toast into my cycling cap. I pulled a Welsh rabbit out of the hat and continued a meander to work, to meet all the snakes in the grass once again.

 

[stephec]

Pardon!

I wasn't being too technical when I talked about the in's and out's of my job was I?

 

[tyred]

I had a shower and washed my hare too. I ate food from a Christmas hamster before dropping cheese on toast into my cycling cap. I pulled a Welsh rabbit out of the hat and continued a meander to work, to meet all the snakes in the grass once again.

Are going to have toad in the hole for dinner?

 

[ScotiaLass]

I think I'll make some bran scones....

 

[ScotiaLass]

I have done 7,522 steps today, according to my LG watch

 

[classic33]

I have done 7,522 steps today, according to my LG watch

Single or double?

 

[classic33]

I think I'll make some bran scones....

That's not how they're made. Physical work is involved!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Single or double?

Hmmm, good question. I did skip part of the way, so.....

 

[classic33]

Hmmm, good question. I did skip part of the way, so.....

Assuming Double Steps, and not taking into account the skipping part of the way. You've done 7&2/3's of a mile walking.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just made a velcro strap

 

[stephec]

I've hung up a picture of Frank Sinatra and Grace Kelly.