Mundane News (Part 1)

[stephec]

Now this might not be mundane to some, and might even raise a titter, I've just singed my arse on the bathroom radiator.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am sitting on the sofa eating a pair (it is a fruit @potsy)

 

[numbnuts]

Now this might not be mundane to some, and might even raise a titter, I've just singed my arse on the bathroom radiator.

 

[Archie_tect]

I hate to think what you typed into Google Images to find that....

 

[potsy]

I am sitting on the sofa eating a pair (it is a fruit @potsy)

A pair of what?

 

[stephec]

I hate to think what you typed into Google Images to find that....

Probably something like, 'escapee from @welsh dragon dungeon.'

 

[vernon]

I'm in bed before @vernon

It's good of you to warm it for me.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

It's good of you to warm it for me.

You'll be on cocoa duties, then.

 

[Donger]

While Mrs Donger was at the dentist, I read this in the paper:

Later on I got a bit bored and decided to do an experiment. I tried it on my two...... a right couple of dysfunctional telly addicts. Did they sit in the circle? Like hell they did. Even when the telly was in radio mode they found it way more interesting:

This was the closest I got to a result - and it owes more to the bears on the telly than the circle on the floor:

Myth busted.
Donger.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I've washed loads of cycling gear but i can't be bothered to take it out the washer to dry.

 

[classic33]

I've washed loads of cycling gear but i can't be bothered to take it out the washer to dry.

Just hang it up outside, and let it not dry there instead!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Just hang it up outside, and let it not dry there instead!

Then i found that someone had put some dark blue jeans in the washer,so guess what?

 

[classic33]

They'd gone for a run in the washer!

 

[vernon]

It's morning

(And the honourable member from Leeds is still asleep)

I'd have been asleep even longer if you'd got out of bed more gracefully.

 

[Browser]

I'm lokin' forward to me pit, at least the night shifts I work now (9.5 hrs) aren't as long as the old 12hrs I was working (shudder).