Mundane News (Part 1)

[Lullabelle]

I left the house at 6.30 this morning to walk to work, it was pleasantly mild, however on my way home I saw a second house all trimmed up for Christmas

 

[Accy cyclist]

I'm eating some midget gems and some soft liquorice.

 

[vernon]

I'm up before @User14044

 

[tyred]

I have won $10,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery apparently

Nice little surprise considering I have never done it

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I have won $10,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery apparently

Nice little surprise considering I have never done it

I entered you. So please do the decent thing - I'll settle for $5m

 

[tyred]

I entered you. So please do the decent thing - I'll settle for $5m

No problem. I'll send you a cheque. Be careful not to drop it as it'll bounce through the ceiling...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I have won $10,000,000 in the Nigerian Lottery apparently

Nice little surprise considering I have never done it

I used to win it regularly years ago, like you I never entered it, I haven't heard from them since I started to use Linux, its nice to know they're still going.

 

[luckyfox]

Im eating an orange, its nice.

 

[Archie_tect]

I didn't know Rocky's a magistrate. Bad luck Vern, that'll be ninety days.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Daughter has "White Christmas" on TV. Bing Crosby and all that crooning

 

[stephec]

Daughter has "White Christmas" on TV. Bing Crosby and all that crooning

You have my deepest sympathies.

 

[Archie_tect]

Haven't seen a good ole' James Stewart feel good film in years...

 

[Archie_tect]

You truly are an unfeeling man.... shame on you.

 

[Archie_tect]

But it's only 19:18....

 

[Archie_tect]

It was tough being conceived and born in the trenches... they never found out the truth about dear Mother.