Mundane News (Part 1)

[Alan Frame]

You complete and utter cad!

 

[Accy cyclist]

You complete and utter cad!

 

[Alan Frame]

Salmonella is indiscriminate

 

[Accy cyclist]

Salmonella is indiscriminate

I'm washing them down with a couple of bottles of 10.3 percent Belgium beer so i reckon that'll kill any bacteria.

 

[Alan Frame]

I'm washing them down with a couple of bottles of 10.3 percent Belgium beer so i reckon that'll kill any bacteria.

Hold on, this is meant to be a thread about mundane matters?

You seem to have strayed onto the necessities of life!

 

[Accy cyclist]

Hold on, this is meant to be a thread about mundane matters?

You seem to have strayed onto the necessities of life!

The chops are sublime and although i say it myself,i always get those fried eggs just right! The beer's working wonders too!

 

[Alan Frame]

The simple pleasures in life are the best.

The secret is to savour them. That's why we're cyclists.

 

[luckyfox]

Are you not having it now because you got bored with it and left it, or because you finished it all?

I changed my mind, fickle women eh?

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

I've left my winter coat in the sports hall.

 

[PeteXXX]

The postman has just delivered 3 letters. They are all for MrsPeteXXX.

 

[numbnuts]

I've been out

 

[stephec]

I changed my mind, fickle women eh?

As Tom Jones said, "it's not unusual."

 

[vernon]

I have this ability to mirror read without realising I'm mirror reading. ''Pull'' means ''push'' if you're on the other side but I seem to read them just as quickly. After a stay in Belgium I never managed to figure out ''trekken'' and ''duven.''

'Trekken' is what you say when you push instead of pull.
'Duven' is what you say when you pull instead of push.

 

[surfdude]

the fish are still in the tank

 

[Lullabelle]

I am on number 3. Suppose I should have my shower when I am done.