Where's the yawn emoji when you really need it?
Who says I don't like Mercedes? I've owned more of them than you.
Big fan of Wuthell, although sad to say I don't think he's going to be the premier class driver I'd hoped, although having to drive the wheelie bin he's been given and still outperforming a multiple world champion is mighty impressive all the same.
And who says I don't like Wolf? Unlike you, I've actually met him (even taller than me, as it happens) and he was fine. He and Geoff Willis took me and a few brethren on a tour of the factory at Brackley a few years ago, and very interesting and gracious they both were.
However, the continuing downfall of his team and his persistence in doing everything except that which is necessary to actually address it is worthy of comment, and the sporting media does so with daily regularity, so why also should I not do so when discussing the topic? I'd dearly like him to eliminate everything from his professional life that does not directly contribute to reversing that situation, and each day he does not do so gives me something else to chunter about, and its just gobsmacking that a man as clearly as intelligent as he lacks the psychological control to be able to do so. If you don't like that then an F1 discussion thread is probably not the place for you to be lurking.
And Lewis, no I don't like him. That wasn't always the case, but his petulant and puerile comment at Monaco in 2011 gave us a glimpse into his real character. That was nasty thing to say, wholly without foundation. He wasnt joking as he later claimed (strangely he didnt claim to be joking until after the FIA had seriously bollicked him), im certain in his mind that he actually believed it. He's a bellend, albeit in his prime a very talented one, with a planet sized chip on his shoulder. And were I ever to meet him I'd cheerfully tell him so, although he doesn't visit the slums these days so that's unlikely.
And I tell you what else, Mr Cowbell. I'm going to keep saying it whenever I like, and if you don't like then that's a shame.