Motivational phrases & sayings

[ClichéGuevara]

Don't suffer from insanity. Make sure you love every minute of it.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It isn’t over, till the fat lady strips…

 

[Gwylan]

We're from head office, we're here to help you

 

[Threevok]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he can feed you instead.

 

[TheDoctor]

In every team, there's someone who'll be the first to get made redundant.
If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

They always shoot the messenger. Or kick them down a big deep hole.

The reward for hard work is more work.

If someone in a suit tells you that the merger / buyout / reorganisation offers exciting new challenges and opportunities, update your CV, because you'll soon need it.

I'm sure I'll remember more soon...

 

[geocycle]

Someone tried to explain the need to aim high with this gem:

‘Well, it depends if you want daffodils on your piano, or tulips on your organ.’

I don’t think they ever listened to Humph on I’m sorry I haven’t a clue! 🫢

 

[Hover Fly]

There is no point.

 

[Hover Fly]

Speed, of itself, has no essential merit.

 

[Hover Fly]

If you think you won’t succeed, don’t try.

 

[geocycle]

If at first you don’t succeed, hang gliding is not the sport for you.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Shift your arse you lazy farker.

 

[Baldy]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he can feed you instead.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he can sit on a river bank and drink beer day after day after day.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Teach a man to fish and he’ll die of boredom before he starves

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The older the man, the wider the trunk and bigger the conkers…

 

[DRM]

You have to be committed to the programme, not just engaged

You are Lance Armstrong AICMFP