Motivational phrases & sayings

[Jameshow]

The grass on the other side may look greener but it's astro turf! Keep your trousers up!!

 

[Threevok]

My absolute faves from Jack Handy

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

 

[a.twiddler]

Sweat is nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

Surely death is nature's way of telling you to slow down?

 

[Gwylan]

Death is nature's way of telling you that you failed the course.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

One from my Uncle when trying to get a nut off on my old Fiesta in the 1980s

If it doesn't fit it means you are not using a big enough hammer!

(for those wondering - the nut was stripped so te angles were all rounded - he was 'persuading' and old socket to fit instead - with a lump hammer!)

 

[Threevok]

Don't eat on a empty stomach

 

[Threevok]

the best way to lose weight is to keep your mouth shut when eating

 

[matticus]

Yellow let it mellow - brown flush it down.

 

[a.twiddler]

Never drink on an empty head.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

get yer finger out

 

[Moon bunny]

Surely death is nature's way of telling you to slow down?

Death is nature’s way of telling you not to ignore warnings.

 

[Badger_Boom]

The grass is never greener, but it is sometimes less brown - Swedish proverb

 

[Threevok]

If someone is talking behind your back .... Fart

 

[Drago]

A Mars a day helps your teeth rot away.

 

[Threevok]

A Mars a day will take half of your pay