Lyrics that make you cringe

[winjim]

Life by Des’ree contains this masterpiece from the school of f*ck it, this’ll do’:

🎶I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast🎶

This is the one and only correct answer

 

[PeteXXX]

Bobby Goldsbro., Summer, the First Time..
'I saw the sun rise as a man'

 

[Beebo]

I’m a serious as cancer
When I say rhythm is a dancer.

 

[Drago]

I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky.

 

[orraloon]

I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky.

Yebbut, is Kylie. And she has been lucky, with that C thing. Saw her in the London O2 a looong time back, such a great show. I just can't get her out of my head...

 

[cyberknight]

Yebbut, is Kylie. And she has been lucky, with that C thing. Saw her in the London O2 a looong time back, such a great show. I just can't get her out of my head...

you can confide in me if you need to talk .

 

[Gunk]

Anything by Deacon Blue makes me cringe especially Chocolate Girl

 

[Dogtrousers]

I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky.

Again you're confusing this with the genius lyrics thread.

 

[Donger]

"Gonna write a classic. Gonna write it in an attic". My work here is done.

 

[wafter]

If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
If we turn, turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn, turn

I think that really takes some beating..

Peddlers of such offensively lazy, meaningless drivel should be publicly burned alive.

 

[Beebo]

Does anyone remember the JCB song. From about 25 years ago. What a load of crap that was. He can’t even stick to being the same age through the song. Or has the same Dad.

“And I'll tell em I'm 8, my dad's BA barakas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his JCB.”


View: https://youtu.be/rGkseGFQLh4?si=jrqejIQMqq5aP5QG

 

[Chris S]

I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Yeah, are you questioning your size?
Is there a tumour in your humour?
Are there bags under your eyes?
Do you leave dents where you sit
Are you getting on a bit?
Will you survive?
You must survive


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c

 

[Dave7]

Yeah, are you questioning your size?
Is there a tumour in your humour?
Are there bags under your eyes?
Do you leave dents where you sit
Are you getting on a bit?
Will you survive?
You must survive


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTtWUZhD9c

How weird.
I had just finished reading your post and R2 are playing it.
Do you have secret powers that you haven't told us about.

 

[MontyVeda]

Tonight there's gonna be a jail break, somewhere in this town

Err... most likely at the jail, possibly?