Lycra short etiquette

[Schmilliemoo]

You went out with him for 5 years?????
And you're shy?
Ah, the youth of today
Just tell him: look, here, could you kindly cover your fruit bowl when we are having a conversation, we are not an item anymore

Lolling at fruit bowl. That's a new one on me loool.
I think more butternut squash to be honest

 

[ThinAir]

Lolling at fruit bowl. That's a new one on me loool.
I think more butternut squash to be honest

I knew this hilarious photo would come in handy at some point!

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

 

[ThinAir]

Always use protection.

There was one of these cellotaped to the ceiling in our office the other day. No one knows why....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Christ, it's as though That's Life never went off air.

 

[Crackle]

I'm not the sort of person who says "hubba hubba", but ........HUBBA HUBBA....the one on our right for me, please

The one in the cap or the toaster?

 

[EltonFrog]

I find this thread offensive. Please close it.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I find this thread offensive. Please close it.

Are you @Schmilliemoo 's husband?

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Are you @Schmilliemoo 's husband? [/quote

Dammit I've been busted

 

[Schmilliemoo]

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I knew this hilarious photo would come in handy at some point!

And today was that day ooosh!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Anyhooo .... me thinks your ex wants you back @Schmilliemoo ...

 

[EltonFrog]

Are you @Schmilliemoo 's husband?

Not yet.

 

[mark st1]

Not yet.

She wants you Carl she just doesn't know it yet.

 

[Apeman]

Thank your lucky stars he doesn't wear RED lycra

 

[Schmilliemoo]

She wants you Carl she just doesn't know it yet.

Which one of the boys in red are you? I have a firm-but-fair assessment I carry out for all potential husbands.