Lycra short etiquette

[ThinAir]

Well depending on who the old favourite woman was I guess. If it was Emily Bishop off of corrie or similar I may have to revise the above.

Ena Sharples...

 

[ThinAir]

Lol I'm more Xena warrior princess. My methods are quite medieval.

Sounds good! Ha!

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Sounds good! Ha!

The lads in my karate class tell me I'm "unnecessarily cruel". Well if I take my foot off their throat long enough.

Only kidding

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Ena Sharples...

I'll have to invest in a hairnet...

 

[ThinAir]

The lads in my karate class tell me I'm "unnecessarily cruel". Well if I take my foot off their throat long enough.

Only kidding

Hmmmm... Karate vs Boxing.... MMA fight! Lol! Or you'd just chuck a turnip at me if you feeling particularly medieval!

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Hmmmm... Karate vs Boxing.... MMA fight! Lol! Or you'd just chuck a turnip at me if you feeling particularly medieval!

I just make em streeeeeetch. Gives them tears in their eyes apparently !

And obviously I'd "sweep the leg" as per that wholly accurate martial arts documentary "karate kid"

 

[ThinAir]

I just make em streeeeeetch. Gives them tears in their eyes apparently !

And obviously I'd "sweep the leg" as per that wholly accurate martial arts documentary "karate kid"

I'm very light on my feet though....

 

[Schmilliemoo]

I'm very light on my feet though....

Dammit you foiled my plan (turns to page 2 of karate manual)

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

Rope will prevent such situations.

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Rope will prevent such situations.

Tie em up eh... Hmm good idea...

 

[ThinAir]

Dammit you foiled my plan (turns to page 2 of karate manual)

You'll need some kind of distraction lol!

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

If someone had their foot on my throat, I'd happily gives my hands and legs up for "binding"

maybe even without the throat bit

 

[Schmilliemoo]

You'll need some kind of distraction lol!

Back to Lycra shorts. They are like kryptonite for me!

 

[Schmilliemoo]

If someone had their foot on my throat, I'd happily gives my hands and legs up for "binding"

maybe even without the throat bit

Ah compliance and absolute trust. My favourite combination

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

It's all in the safeword. Providing you can speak of course