Lycra short etiquette

[Schmilliemoo]

Haha I was fondling it intently. All in vain as it turned out

 

[Puddles]

Ah well next time use a cucumber if it is un-needed on that day it will keep better for the next and can take a lot more fondling than a banana before it droops into mush

 

[Fnaar]

I think I might slip a large octopus tentacle down my shorts next time I wear my cycling gear into work. That'll really confuse people.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Haha I was fondling it intently. All in vain as it turned out

Hope you at least know "Lycra Man"'s name?

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Hope you at least know "Lycra Man"'s name?

I should do. I went out with him for five years. Hence the awkwardness. Were it not for that I'd happily take in the whole eyeful hehe

 

[ThinAir]

I should do. I went out with him for five years. Hence the awkwardness. Were it not for that I'd happily take in the whole eyeful hehe

Such filth young lady!

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Such filth young lady!

Oh I know! I'm not even sorry

 

[ThinAir]

Please. Don't apologise. I think a bit of me might die inside if you did!

 

[ThinAir]

Haha I was fondling it intently. All in vain as it turned out

Haha... You misspelled vein ;-)

"Thanks, I'll be here all evening. Enjoy the buffet"

 

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

 

[ThinAir]

^^^^^ ha!

 

[Schmilliemoo]

Haha just the one eye winking :0) lol

 

[ThinAir]

Haha just the one eye winking :0) lol

Brilliant.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

I should do. I went out with him for five years. Hence the awkwardness. Were it not for that I'd happily take in the whole eyeful hehe

You went out with him for 5 years?????
And you're shy?
Ah, the youth of today
Just tell him: look, here, could you kindly cover your fruit bowl when we are having a conversation, we are not an item anymore

 

[ThinAir]

Haha,.. Fruitbowl....